Non-sequitur

by **Mallic** » July 27th, 2005, 12:43 am

Will YOU be my friend?

by **Jack** » July 27th, 2005, 4:29 pm

It doesn't really matter what your conscious mind does because your unconscious automatically will do just what it needs to in order to achieve trance.

by **lensewrage** » July 27th, 2005, 7:48 pm

Do you know where to find the nearest tourist information?

by **Mallic** » July 28th, 2005, 10:37 pm

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by **johnbohnrevenge** » July 29th, 2005, 3:54 am

:?: :idea: :idea: :?:

^ I believe that that says it all.

by **lensewrage** » July 31st, 2005, 5:53 pm

Scotland is the Best!

by **johnbohnrevenge** » July 31st, 2005, 11:50 pm

Curse you, Dittoman. :evil: My evil hall of mirrors didn't stop you, so I shall have to unleash the UBER-EVIL CAT-SHOOTING CATAPULT instead! Muah ha ha ha ha!

by **gurlbidesign** » August 1st, 2005, 5:19 am

by **gregi696** » August 1st, 2005, 9:53 am

...there is no spoon.

by **sandy82** » August 1st, 2005, 4:56 pm

The margins on this page are much wider than normal.

by **Jack** » August 1st, 2005, 8:59 pm

by **Jack** » August 2nd, 2005, 7:28 pm

What is it that used to be your problem exactly?

by **DaytonaMaster** » August 2nd, 2005, 7:47 pm

Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Placidly down the aqueous solution.
Joyously, joyously, joyously,
Existence is but an illusion.

(see My next posting for translation)

by **johnbohnrevenge** » August 3rd, 2005, 4:52 am

by **DaytonaMaster** » August 3rd, 2005, 8:04 am

[quote="johnbohnrevenge"]What happened to the reptiles (or am I getting mixed up

I am guessing you are refering to a different song.

This one is:

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Most people don't get it the first time. Pass it on.

by **gregi696** » August 3rd, 2005, 5:06 pm

If you dry-hump the wall of a swimming pool while swimming in said pool is it still a dry-hump? :twisted:

by **johnbohnrevenge** » August 4th, 2005, 3:16 pm

by **sandy82** » August 5th, 2005, 8:41 am

.
Notice: "Tuffet" is a registered trademark of Muffet Industries, Ltd. The company also makes artificial fruits/vegetables for those who are preoccupied by the prospects of impeachment and impearment. (Sorry, not enough demand for pails.)

The company wishes to inform its loyal customer...er...base, as it were, that due to liberalized Vietnamese immigration rules, there are now Kurds in Hue.
.

by **johnbohnrevenge** » August 6th, 2005, 5:22 pm

Is it me, or have turnip laws become even more and more stringent as of late? Sandy82 quotes the problems with pail supply, but has it ever occured to anyone just how paling pails can pale one if you paint a pail a pale shade of pale?
Probably not.

This message was not sponsored by Starbucks.

by **Mallic** » August 18th, 2005, 6:51 pm

Not saying anything will make the problem go away. Saying something will make the problem go away with lots of talking.

SO SAY NOTHING!!!

by **DaytonaMaster** » August 21st, 2005, 6:58 pm

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

by **sandy82** » September 14th, 2005, 11:03 am

Sydney dislikes Manhattan, but he still commutes from Albany by train.

by **johnbohnrevenge** » September 14th, 2005, 9:35 pm

by **BobbyS** » September 15th, 2005, 11:46 am

Mm-hm. Squirrels.

by **sandy82** » September 15th, 2005, 9:12 pm

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If Lord Melbourne disliked Sydney, would he still commute from Albany via Perth, provided there were a chance to run over Gough Whitlam on the way?
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by **Jack** » October 1st, 2005, 9:39 am

You may allow what you are experiencing right now just to continue.
You may be really curious about just how comfortable you can be.
It's not necessary for you to go deeply into trance.

You may be really curious about just how comfortable you can be.
It's not necessary for you to go deeply into trance.
You may allow what you are experiencing right now just to continue.

It's not necessary for you to go deeply into trance.
You may be really curious about just how comfortable you can be.
You may allow what you are experiencing right now just to continue.

by **sandy82** » October 2nd, 2005, 10:58 am

How many iterations are necessary before a behavior shifts from being a "by" to an "of"?

How many "-ions" before someone is considered an "-er", "-or", "-ist"?

How many donations, for example, before one is considered a donor?
How many stamps before one is a philatelist?
How big a collection before one is deemed a collector?

How long before actions are seen as character?
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by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 3rd, 2005, 5:49 am

by **sandy82** » October 3rd, 2005, 3:27 pm

by **gurlbidesign** » October 3rd, 2005, 3:55 pm

by **sandy82** » October 4th, 2005, 10:37 am

LOL, she generally sits in the sun and then wants a sixth can opened while the remains of five are still there. Pussies are insatiable.

I'm glad to find another fan of AYBS. Your comment made me think that maybe the name should have been "Are You Being Serviced?" I was thinking about Mollie Sugden's screen name, in conjunction with her pampered pussy.

And they could have written in a pet rooster for John Inman. :wink:

by **davelowe1977** » October 4th, 2005, 11:41 am

It would seem that the Aussies got a bit careless with their Prime Ministers during the late 1960s and early 1970s for one reason or another.
If you found Gough Whitlam interesting, have a look into the plight of Harold Holt. He may have drowned, or his fate may have been more sinister....
[url]http://www.haroldholt.net/[/url]

by **goldragon_70** » October 4th, 2005, 1:52 pm

8O :? :?: :| :idea: :!: :evil: :roll: ooooooook.

by **sandy82** » October 4th, 2005, 2:58 pm

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Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
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by **Mallic** » October 12th, 2005, 6:46 am

This is the point where I pull off the mask and yell "Ha Ha!! I'm am really that_guy_812!!!" you all go "Who's he?"

Edit: btw, this thread will never reach the lofty heights set by my other non-sequiter thread. 11,000+ veiw 100+ posts. that was teh shit y'all

by **sandy82** » October 12th, 2005, 3:53 pm

by **Mallic** » October 12th, 2005, 11:38 pm

Seriously I am that_guy_812. EMG can back me up on this one (He better :wink:) since I asked him to delete my account to get away from your leturing sandy.

Edit: EG, here are some of my imortal utterings.

"lol, that was an indepth analysis, even for you you, sandy"
"How are you posting mota1's shit? I could ask Why? but I won't"
"Cause EMG is the DEVIL HIMSELF!!!!!"

here is some more proof

From: EMG
To: Mallic
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:27 pm
Subject: Re: new account
I can understand that need! Good luck with the new name.

Mallic wrote:
Thanks EMG this is that guy speaking. If you need to contact me then this is my new account (If you really want to know why I changed accounts its because I wanted to get away from sandys lectures lol).

by **sandy82** » October 13th, 2005, 4:06 pm

LOL, Mallic, I do recognize a similarity to the old avatar. The "location" appears to be the same. Why not bring back some of the excellent topics you used to post?

If you want to use the old avatar and don't have a copy, let me know. I have one, and if you want it, I know of at least one way to send it to you. I can post it as my avatar, you can right-click on it, save it to file, and then post it as your rightful avatar. Then I can replace mine. EMG may know a more efficient way to make the transfer. If we use my suggested method, we would need to decide on a mutually convenient time for the transfer. Let me know if this interests you.

Here's a "golden oldie" thread you might enjoy. It's from last May. My memory gets faulty, and it's fun to see whether memory matches events. In my case, sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't. Here's the gist of the thread.

1. You made some posts. (One is here. The others were earlier on the page. If you'd like them, I can post them or PM them to you.)
2. I responded with "Huh?". My shortest post on record :wink:
3. You responded to my post with an apology.
4. You received a "lecture."

Do you remember who "lectured" you?

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No, usually all my moods are light, occasionally some dark thoughts

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He then turn those dark thoughts into hypnosis files all geared to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject:

Huh?

that_guy_812 wrote:
He then turn those dark thoughts into hypnosis files all geared to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!

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Coffee high.......sorry
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Control yourself man!!! And why are you drinking coffee at night, hum??
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Mallic/tg812, I may be able to find the next page in this thread. If I can't, I think I remember the general thrust. You replied to dan that you were in Melbourne and that it was afternoon there.

In any event, it's good to have you back, under whatever name you want to use! And let me know whether you want any of the stuff I mentioned. We might even be able to re-create the threads as they were when you left. I don't know how many threads I have. If you're interested, I can check. On second thought, I wouldn't want to impose on EMG to re-create threads, but I'll be happy to send you what I have.
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by **Mallic** » October 13th, 2005, 11:43 pm

Sandy, please, for the sake of humanity, DO NOT recreat the "Sex and motor oil - some thoughts" PMs or the "Letters to EMG" thread

Edit:

ME: You haven't lived untill you've tasted coffee after lunch.

DAN: Whats the difference?

ME: Its just not the same.

DAN: I know, but whats your point?

ME: What point? That is the point, I think you shouldbe asking yourself that question....

by **sandy82** » October 14th, 2005, 5:12 pm

by **Mallic** » October 14th, 2005, 6:31 pm

Fully sic

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 15th, 2005, 6:31 am

by **sandy82** » October 15th, 2005, 10:59 am

by **Mallic** » October 16th, 2005, 10:17 am

I like pie

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 17th, 2005, 12:24 am

by **Mallic** » October 17th, 2005, 12:53 am

Classic

by **morrcomm** » October 17th, 2005, 10:32 pm

Commas are a sign of weakness.

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 18th, 2005, 2:57 am

by **Jack** » October 18th, 2005, 5:09 am

Sanity is not a statistical phenomenon. - George Orwell, 1984

Non-sequitur

Which missing digit follows the 6?

I know he held up 9 banks, but he's not a robber.

Re: I know he held up 9 banks, but he's not a robber.

Re: I know he held up 9 banks, but he's not a robber.

Re: I know he held up 9 banks, but he's not a robber.

Or angry, as the case may be.

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