by tarantulaman1000 » July 6th, 2005, 10:31 pm
Loony, yours is hardly a compelling case. First, it's a mysterious circumstance but let me give you a possible solution. The pager gets dropped onto a surface in the room from your pocket, jostling the device so that it stops working, a hand brushes it later but it isn't noticed. Oddly enough, this slight brush causes it to work again, it recieves some calls, but nobody hears it, someone then knocks it to the floor and doesn't notice. Your dad hears it a little later on. That was a pretty unlikely scenario, I would call it very unlikely, but it's a hell of a lot more likely than a fold in space time opening up, swallowing your pager, and spitting it out on the floor. There are a thousand scenarios like mine and among all of those you picked the (as far as humanity knows) impossible ones, what a ridiculous thing to do. I consider the ideas of others, it's key to getting anywhere in politics, my desired destination, but when you come at me with wild speculation, spit out cute little proverbs involving umbrellas (honestly, umbrellas? I can think of more than five sayings that have umbrellas somewhere in them) and stories about dreams of an Amazon queen in response, you fail to make any bold steps towards public, or even any understanding of your beliefs. I'll listen to your views on gay rights, affirmative action, or welfare reform, but until you get serious, get your astrology off of my nice clean shoes.