Wish Corruption Game

by **curiousguy92** » March 13th, 2012, 4:16 pm

Granted, but you're a fugly woman and no one will ever be attracted to you.

I wish that every man in the world over the age of 18 had a penis between 9" and 12" long, almost as thick as a beer can.

by **CycoMelody** » March 14th, 2012, 12:16 am

Granted. You are a much prettier woman... Too bad that your vag now has Razor blades in it. Good luck having sex!

Damn! I wish I wasn't so sadistic!

by **Guuliar** » March 14th, 2012, 8:31 pm

Granted, but now the razorblades are replaced by helping hands that help you with everyday chores but attacks every man you try to have sex with.

I wish I had perfect Vision

by **Tangy** » March 14th, 2012, 11:14 pm

by **CycoMelody** » March 14th, 2012, 11:19 pm

An Error has occured. YOu have failed to make a wish so from this day forward you will be a BUBBA CLONE!!! Hope you enjoy being a 400lb ex convict with questionable sexual alignment.

I wish I hadn't done that.

by **Tangy** » March 14th, 2012, 11:26 pm

by **Guuliar** » March 15th, 2012, 12:51 am

Granted, but as soon as you leave the fantacy Operah mistakes you for a free car and gives you to a weird crying family in the crowd.

I wish my teddy bear would talk to me

by **Cindigurl** » March 15th, 2012, 8:36 am

Granted......now your teddy bear talks to you in Klingon!

I wish I was a cheerleader.

by **curiousguy92** » March 15th, 2012, 1:32 pm

Granted, but they only let you join the squad out of pity since you're going to die from cancer in two days.

I wish to never run out of chocolate milk.

by **Jeshi** » March 16th, 2012, 12:23 am

by **curiousguy92** » March 16th, 2012, 10:09 am

Granted. Each day now has 30 hours in it, but each hour only has 48 minutes.

I wish I was muscular with 7% bodyfat.

by **Tangy** » March 16th, 2012, 11:22 am

by **Jeshi** » March 16th, 2012, 11:03 pm

by **meganox123** » March 17th, 2012, 10:10 am

granted but since he did remember you didn't make your wish canceling out this granting pulling the world into a paradox.

I wish I had my own fembot.

by **Jeshi** » March 18th, 2012, 12:41 am

by **curiousguy92** » March 18th, 2012, 8:01 pm

Granted, but after you post about your horniness, everyone stops reading those threads.

I wish for liposuction so I can get rid of the fat from my wish that got mixed up.

by **Guuliar** » March 18th, 2012, 11:27 pm

Granted but unfortunately the doctor managed to stumble upon a freak accident and sucked out a nerve cluster while sucking out your fat. Your Paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was a genius!!

by qv » March 19th, 2012, 7:19 pm

Granted, but the sheer stupidity of the human race brings you to the point of suicidal depression.

I wish my homework situation was more manageable.

by **Guuliar** » March 19th, 2012, 8:30 pm

Granted, but now you have an angry manager always shouting at you to do your homework like a football coach 24/7.

I wish I didn't have to choose between red or green.

by **outkast1728** » March 19th, 2012, 8:33 pm

Granted you're now the combination of those colors, brown.

I wish I could turn everyone I talk to into a jock like me.

by **doodlepants** » March 20th, 2012, 7:35 am

Granted, but your lips are sealed tight and gradually disappears!

I wish i was in New York right now

by qv » March 20th, 2012, 10:37 am

Granted, you're in New York, with no money or vehicle or way of calling for help. Guess you'll have to wander the streets.

I wish I were better at coming up with wishes

by **Guuliar** » March 20th, 2012, 12:09 pm

Granted, but every time you come up with a really good one, you forget it!

I wish I was 100 feet tall!!

by **outkast1728** » March 20th, 2012, 1:57 pm

Granted you are now turned into an inanimate building 100 feet tall

I wish I could go to egypt

by **curiousguy92** » March 22nd, 2012, 6:52 pm

Granted, but you get cursed by mummies and die a horrible death.

I wish Superman was gay.

by **sarnoga** » March 22nd, 2012, 9:52 pm

Granted. Superman is now gay and in a fit of horny excitement he fucks you raw. It isn't until he is done that you discover he is HIV positive and you have certainly been infected.

I wish you hadn't had unprotected sex with superman.

by **outkast1728** » March 22nd, 2012, 10:08 pm

Granted, you instead got unprotected sex from the Hulk fucking your ass.

I wish I had spider powers

by **curiousguy92** » March 24th, 2012, 4:45 pm

Granted. You now have poisonous fangs with which you accidentally bite your lip and die.

I wish that Superman and/or the Hulk (whoever it ended up being) had been wearing a condom.

by **Guuliar** » March 24th, 2012, 5:48 pm

Granted, unfortunately a single condom was not enough for the super hero and it broke. You still have HIV.

I wish ultra shiny nails!! :)

by **outkast1728** » March 24th, 2012, 5:51 pm

granted you now have a bucket full of ultra shiny nails for building stuff with.

I wish I has super powers

by **Tangy** » March 26th, 2012, 1:57 pm

by **curiousguy92** » March 28th, 2012, 12:11 pm

Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.

I wish everyone would be nice to each other.

by **Tangy** » March 29th, 2012, 11:43 am

by **Lord_Of_The_Unreal** » March 29th, 2012, 8:34 pm

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » March 29th, 2012, 10:48 pm

by **Tangy** » March 30th, 2012, 9:53 am

by **curiousguy92** » March 31st, 2012, 5:55 pm

For failure to make a wish, you will spend the next 1000 years living in Bubba's toilet.

I wish for an untainted chocolate chip cookie.

P.S. I didn't mean to dredge up any bad memories.

by **Guuliar** » March 31st, 2012, 7:54 pm

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » March 31st, 2012, 8:10 pm

by **Konton** » April 2nd, 2012, 11:57 pm

by **KIY** » April 3rd, 2012, 9:53 am

Granted; unfortunately, the first person whose wish you grant wishes for the sun to go nova, killing everyone.

If corporations really are people, I wish BP would marry me, then die leaving me all its money.

by **Tangy** » April 3rd, 2012, 1:03 pm

by **curiousguy92** » April 3rd, 2012, 2:48 pm

Granted, but you also inherit all unresolved lawsuits against BP. You lose every penny.

I wish all green things were blue, all blue things were brown, and all brown things were green.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » April 3rd, 2012, 4:18 pm

by **Andonno** » April 19th, 2012, 3:00 pm

Granted, unfortunately I made her a little to sleepy, and now no-one can wake her up.

I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted. :twisted:

by qv » April 19th, 2012, 5:31 pm

Granted, you've now used your only wish on something completely useless.

I wish my Psychology professor weren't so god-awfully boring.

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