Twisted Wishes

by **curiousguy92** » September 7th, 2010, 10:08 am

Granted, you now get a blowjob every morning and sex every night. Too bad it's with your mom.

I wish I had a bodybuilder for a boyfriend.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 7th, 2010, 11:57 am

by **curiousguy92** » September 10th, 2010, 4:48 pm

Granted. mutatedbunnyboy will live in Zombieland forever, and you have the cure for zombie-ness. But just because mutatedbunnyboy has to live in Zombieland, that doesn't mean he can't kill some zombies. mutatedbunnyboy cuts off your head, thus killing you for good. He then takes the zombie cure from your corpse and cures a small group of people so they can have sex and perpetuate the human race.

I wish my bodybuilder boyfriend, as mentioned above, had a 10" penis without changing anything else about him.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 22nd, 2010, 6:26 am

by **curiousguy92** » September 23rd, 2010, 10:27 pm

Granted. You receive a spam email about a mail-order bride from the middle east, and you have wedded bliss for about 24 hours before her terrorist family members come and assassinate you for being a spy. (Just because you killed me with poop)

I wish I was telekinetic.

by **C87** » September 23rd, 2010, 11:20 pm

by **greatdane** » September 25th, 2010, 2:17 pm

granted... not only does it work faster, but its effects are over in a jiffy! :)

i wish i could live as lazy and relaxed as my dog with everything i need taken care of... lucky dogs!

by **greatdane** » September 25th, 2010, 2:19 pm

granted... not only does it work faster, but its effects are over in a jiffy! :)

i wish i could live as lazy and relaxed as my dog with everything i need taken care of... lucky dogs!

by **sarnoga** » September 25th, 2010, 3:50 pm

by **sleepyjosh** » September 25th, 2010, 4:29 pm

by **curiousguy92** » September 28th, 2010, 1:19 pm

Granted. This happens to you, but after 24 hours your milk dries up and you're just a shemale freak. Also, WMM is flooded with file ideas identical to your experience. They are all so similar to each other, though, that no one can choose which one is best, and none of them get made into a file. Soon everyone forgets about it all together.

I wish bread didn't make people fat.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 29th, 2010, 3:29 am

by **curiousguy92** » September 29th, 2010, 12:12 pm

Granted, but it's a very simple thought. Every time you think the word 'the,' everyone within a ten-foot radius of you has an intense, mindblowing orgasm. However, you can't make yourself orgasm by thinking 'the,' so you have to do it the old-fashioned way. Unfortunately, since everyone is having spontaneous orgasms when you're around them, no one will have sex with you and you have to masturbate.

I wish people had to do what I told them.

by **curiousguy92** » October 2nd, 2010, 10:01 am

Granted. Everyone who sees you thinks you are their child, which causes a lot of fighting over whose you are. A nasty custody battle ensues and you spend Christmas alone in an orphanage and no one gives you any presents because they are all too busy fighting.

I wish there was life on other planets.

by **sleepyjosh** » October 2nd, 2010, 2:44 pm

by **darkenedav** » October 3rd, 2010, 2:08 am

by **sleepyjosh** » October 3rd, 2010, 7:31 pm

I wish adby would start remembering to post his wish after responding to the last one :P

by **C87** » October 4th, 2010, 12:50 am

by **curiousguy92** » October 7th, 2010, 5:56 pm

Granted. You are now a pregnant catgirl, almost to term. Too bad you were impregnated by the 'tentacle rape' file and you're going to give birth to a squid.

I wish my sweat smelled like really good cologne.

by **soundexcess** » October 12th, 2010, 1:06 am

Granted the issues is though some people truly want permanent effects and due to the wear off time that is impossible, also due to all the esp floating around a lot of useless fights break out due to miss construed thoughts if people do not go crazy just from the noise of all the thoughts of others.

I wish the former wish was untwistable.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » October 13th, 2010, 4:10 am

by **curiousguy92** » October 20th, 2010, 12:50 pm

Granted. You are now a woman, aged 79, so you're well past menopause. No periods or birthing pain, but you do have arthritis and osteoporosis.

I wish mermaids/mermen/merfolk existed.

by **curiousguy92** » October 20th, 2010, 10:49 pm

Granted. You are now a genie, and you have the power to grant any wish. But as a genie, you are trapped in a magic lamp and no one wants to let you out. You remain in your cramped little lamp for the next 12,000 years.

I wish Curse Penis Growth really worked for every man who listens to it.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » October 21st, 2010, 3:44 am

by **C87** » October 24th, 2010, 5:45 pm

by **C87** » October 30th, 2010, 8:05 pm

I wish gitarguy never found this topic.

by **curiousguy92** » November 1st, 2010, 10:37 am

Granted, men will cum in your direction, but they will always stay at least ten feet away. The best you'll get is to lick their jizz off the floor.

I wish life was like a porno--everyone fucking all over the place and not having to worry about STD's since they don't exist in porn, and all the guys' cocks at least 9 inches long.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » November 12th, 2010, 5:26 am

I wish adby would learn to shorten hir posts, so that we didnt have go through the same repeated posts.

by **CycoMelody** » November 12th, 2010, 2:01 pm

Granted. The Universe implodes because in an attempt to grant that wish, it divided by Zero. Now all that is left is you and Bubba to restart humanity. He definitely wants to be the male.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

by **gwyn** » November 12th, 2010, 5:18 pm

by **Jacoburline** » November 12th, 2010, 9:34 pm

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 12th, 2010, 10:10 pm

by **C87** » November 13th, 2010, 11:58 pm

by **CycoMelody** » November 15th, 2010, 3:01 pm

Granted, Bubba appears behind you and gives you a great big 'BEAR' hug. He then tears your pants off and begins fucking you up your ass till you are sore from it and then finally decides to cuddle with you. Enjoy your Bubba Filled Life!

I wish this damned headache would go away.

by **curiousguy92** » November 15th, 2010, 3:29 pm

Granted, but it took your head with it. Good luck getting recapitated.

I wish I had the power to warp reality.

by **gwyn** » November 15th, 2010, 6:25 pm

granted, but everything you do is irreversible.

I wish I got straight As.

by **MRhello** » November 16th, 2010, 6:10 am

Granted, you have a-cup implants. However, they rupture and the silicone gel poisones you, and you die.

I wish I could transform at will.

by **gwyn** » November 19th, 2010, 8:27 pm

No wish, Adby?

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 19th, 2010, 11:33 pm

by **curiousguy92** » November 22nd, 2010, 6:05 pm

Gnaterd. Veery serpon hwo rades sith ospt slose het alibyit to ypte, but only for about ten seconds.

I wish I was really muscular.

by **Jacoburline** » November 22nd, 2010, 10:37 pm

Granted, but the muscles do not function correctly.

I wish I could create living organisms at will.

by **sarnoga** » November 22nd, 2010, 11:46 pm

Granted. In a fit of dementia you create a horrible virus that turns everyone into brain dead lepers with rotting flesh. You catch the virus too and no longer have enough will to create any more living organisms.

I wish everything in the world was always pleasing to me and nothing ever happened that I did not like.

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