Unrealistic files - please stop voting for them

[Shawna]

I wish people would stop voting for the totally unrealistic files. Like the new Hermaphrodite file...that has zero chance of working for anyone. Files purporting to cause actual physical changes haven't been working well for anyone...I might buy that some people have been getting some breast size increase, but COME ON! No one is going to sponataneously grow a vagina from hypnosis. Its retarded. How about some fun files that might actually work for a large bulk of the site's users?

[anthrax]

While I grant you that some of these files are unrealistic in their attempts to physically alter people, they do however change the way that the listener perceives themselves. Nobody is going to spontaneously have their penis change into a vagina, but when the listener looks at their crotch, they see a vagina instead of a penis, yet a casual observer would see a penis. Hey presto - the file worked!

[Mallic]

No I agree with Shawna, these files are really totally stupid. Espeically ones with intentionally bad spelling.

turns u into a women peronently fever

I mean, WTF is that?

[anthrax]

[Mallic]

Who are we to judge what the masses want? Well, for one thing, we are a part of the masses, and for another, those sorts of files shouldn't be up there in the first place. Thats the thing I had with the Enchanted Keyboard..... When it was on the voting page, it didn't say whether it was imagined or real. Obviously impossible

Mallic (Damn, I've run out of witty remarks)

[anthrax]

Quite right, we are part of the masses. So, flex your judging rights and not vote for these files!

If they are there, and especially if they have votes for them, then obviously some people want them, and they are flexing their judging rights too.

If you think that these types of files shouldn't be there, then how hard is it to just skim past or ignore them? That's what I do.

[Mallic]

Anthrax, let me explain something to you. Just because some people open spam, doesn't mean that the population wouldn't won't to see them go. Most of the stupid files, are just 'Let me do anything' or 'Like this file, except instant'. These are posted by people who can't be bothered listening to an exsisting file that works slowly. There is no such thing as hypnosis without patience. And I have lost mine looking at these pieces of shit.

Mallic (Watch this space)

[anthrax]

[Mallic]

[nuit09]

who in the hell is anyone with a limited knowledge and interests to say what the fuck is possible or not? I'd wager you know nothing of western esoterical traditions and would judge them as unrealistic. They are not unrealistic to someone who practices them. As for physiological changes writ large there is at least one poster here who has a web site dedicated to showing her progress in using mental techniques to completely alter her facial bone structure, her hieght and other traits in route to a sex change. she has posted photographic proof. is she lying? Am i lying when i say i have had paranormal experiences? can you say for sure? So i'll ask again, who is qualified to judge (universally) what ideas are specious, unrealistic or worthy or not?

Now i think that a poorly written, poorly composed, grammatically atrocious, badly spelled proposal should be booted. if they care enough about it to propose it at least they can take the time to write it in a professional manner that does not make them look like a mentally challenged sea slug embryo that slimed it's way across a keyboard resulting in a glob of random ASCII characters that snuck onto the site. Some of them really are really that pathetic. And I'd wager that most of them that fit that description also fit yours as to subjects that are too unrealistic. so in a subject nuetral manner you can discriminate and weed out 95 percent of the ones you object to.

[joe]

what i think is ironically great is that threads on this forum named "stop with all the bullshit annoying repeating ideas on the vote page" have been popping up here with the same frequency as bullshit annoying repeating ideas on the votepage, and with the same bullshit annoying repeating rhythm.

it's bullshit, it's annoying, and it's repeating.

see how annoying that can get?

i rest my case.

[nuit09]

[joe]

they also did a study that remote prayer affects people with heart problems.

maybe you should try to get someone to pray that you turn into a -- whatever.

[NeKofLiP]

please stop voting for STUPID files as well.
trig vampire? who will WANT to let someone else suck blood out of their throat?
who will WANT to become 'bigfoot'? one thing ive understood in my lifetime is that humans do not like the idea of having ur foot size bigger than ur IQ.

alot of other dumb files are out there , someone should have the ability to sweep them away , the good files at the bottom are blocked by them.

i also agree with joe when he says that we should stop making these threads and replying to them , since they just lead to spam wars.

[nuit09]

[demigraff]

[goldragon_70]

[NeKofLiP]

my thoughts are overruled. i hate it when others criticize my fetishes , so ill stop. in a respectful gesture. but , if they want it that badly , and relize none of us will vote for it , why dont they script their own file?
instead of plaguing the voting page with things that possibly only they will want. and ones people are accidently clicking vote for , and using multiple accounts for.

[BobbyS]

I'm not going to get caught up in the argument of whether they're possible or not or whether we should vote for them, but I concur in that I'd like to see more realistic files, especially 'trigger games' kind of files. I mean stuff like, if you cum before your partner you automatically pinch your arm or something (neat little trigger AND it will condition you to last longer in bed).
Or every time you stroke yoir privates when alone you get more and more tired until by the time you climax you're half-asleep.
In fact, might just post a couple.
Oh and Premium members, you're the people with the power. Use it wisely... :-)

[Lissar]

[AnneOniMouse]

Perhaps it would be better for EMG to decide which section the file suggestions should be put, which would be more consistent. Any suggestion has to be approved before it appears on the voting pages, so there is a form of moderation.

[nuit09]

I had a little trouble deciding where to put my file suggestion (astral shapeshifting.) I chose the "other" category and in retrospect, i don't know if that choice made the most sense. it involves training as a key component. it fits the "other" category pretty well, it has a trigger, and it could be considered self imporovement. Since EMG takes the top suggestions in each category as time and inclination permits the category you chose has a profound effect on how fast the file idea reaches the top. under the "other" category my file is 12th from the top -not counting the top file which though listed has already been made. there may be others like that ( ...i hope.) I have not checked to see where it would be in some of the other categories. it was not my prime consideration for choosing that category. It is possible that in another category it may have been even closer to the top now. So at least in some instances it pays to carefully consider the tab you place your file idea under. How "cum torture" is an "other" category in anyone's mind, i'll never know but that is where the suggester put it.

[nuit09]

Ok. i just checked the other category and 8 of the 12 files above my suggestion belong elsewhere. so really; only four files in thier proper category are ahead of mine. Yea! :lol:

[JHoffman]

[Lissar]

[sarnoga]

[Mari4199]

When are people going to learn that just because they don't believe in something does not make it impossible! GRRRRRRR.... That gets me so mad! Hey, if it is isn't good for your world view then ignore it. Don't try and make other people stop doing something because YOU belive it isn't possible. Nuf said.

[VeryGnawty]