by qv » September 7th, 2011, 4:02 pm
Well,
http://www.warpmymind.com/Files/1278/Curse-Masturbation-Penetration.php
makes it so masturbating with your right hand makes you feel a penis in your mouth. Assuming you're male, of course.
Similarly with
http://www.warpmymind.com/Files/3604/CockHappy.php
when you say the trigger, you feel a cock in your mouth for five minutes though the trigger has the eventual side effect of getting you to find a real-life cock to suck. Though dildos are apparently fine too, if you'd rather avoid actual people with actual cocks.