(Game) Death(ly) Entertainment

[MRhello]

[Martham112]

*grabs MRhello's head and rips it from his shoulders*

FATALITY.

[georgejorge]

*Brings Martham's slippers, a warm glass of milk, and some fresh baked cookies*
"here you go. You look exhausted, I hope that decapitation didnt wear you out too much. It seems like such hard work. Your so strong. Are you comfortable? can I draw a fire for you? fluff your pillow?"

Killed Martham with kindness!

[steve14]

[hellion0]

*invites steve17 into her trailer, excuses herself to go smoke a cigarette, calls for her cat, then pulls out a 9mm and shoots the propane tank, blowing up the trailer with steve17 still in it*

[loony28]

*ties hellion0 to a bed and gags her. cuts off her clothes and takes out a razor blade giving her many tiny cuts. pours salt water all over her. takes a knife and slowly cuts along her stomach and takes out several organs finally cutting out her womb. finally takes a dull ax and chops off her head, though it takes ten wacks to fully decapitate her.*

[CycoMelody]

*sneaks up behind looney and chloroforms them. When looney awakens they realize that each of their limbs are tied to a nascar stock car. A very feminine voice rings out over the PA system*

Gentlemen Start Your Engines!!!!! *engines roar, 4 green flags wave and looney goes to pieces.*

[MRhello]

[Martham112]

*Martham112 pulls out a modified calculator. This calculator has what looks like a gun barrel on the top of it. He points it at MRHello and types in 67 divided by 0.*

Bye bye!

*presses =*

[CycoMelody]

*Snickers and looks at Martham from across a busy highway. She then opens her mouth and begins to sing. The sound of her voice is so hypnotically enticing that he is drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Every note pulls him in closer as cars whiz by him at 65 mph. The singing continues as does Martham's trek across the highway until finally an air horn rings out just barely snapping Martham out of trance in time to see Tractor Trailer hauling Sirens and Light bars for Ambulances, come slamming into him. CycoMelody stops singing, snickers again, then laughs at the foolish man who didn't understand the Siren's Song was actually a warning not to walk through traffic.* :p

[loony28]

*loony28 kidnapps CycoMelody and ties her to a table. He then gives her muscle relaxants so she can't move or speak. Next he plays with her for a bit brining her to the edge of orgasm then starts an IV drip that is a solution of acid which slowly eats away at her insides until she is dead.*

[hellion0]

*hellion0 kidnaps loony28 in the dead of night, drugs him, ties him up, then walks into the next room. It contains an old-school standalone bathtub, which is quickly filled with lime. loony28 is at the edge of consciousness when he is tossed into the tub, and the flesh begins to dissolve from his bones. It is an extremely painful and slow death. The lime is then disposed of. Afterward, the skeleton is broken up into tiny pieces with a hammer, then scattered along a gravel road.*

[LimitBreaker]

*Teleports everyone into another dimension, where a zombie apocalypse is occurring*
*Sprays Hellion0 and CycoMelody with blood, pulls out a triangle and rings it: DINNER TIME!*
*The zombie hoards attack. In the brief delay before they get there, I give everyone a shotgun to make it entertaining-at least for me.*

*After the hoard of normal zombies is destroyed, Hellion0 and CycoMelody are still alive; So, I bring in zombies from ANOTHER different dimension.*
*Hoards of hugely-overmuscled, insanely fast zombies attack, with an occasional zombie that tries to strangle CycoMelody with their intestines.*
*After a long-running gun battle, CycoMelody and Hellion0 come across what looks to be a small girl sitting on the floor crying. Hellion0 tries to talk to her; bad choice.*
YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
*Game over. Nice blood type, though. Looks good on the Train Station walls.*

(Video reference is from Left 4 Dead- the "Witch" is an insanely powerful zombie that is hellishly hard to kill. You make a sound, you die. Bye!)

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[georgejorge]

calls up limitbreaker with an offer to try out a new zombie video game. The game is played as one of two people fighting off hoards of zombies on an alien planet. the game is so fuckin' awesome that limitbreaker soon becomes addicted. he can't seem to set down the controller and is drawn into the game more. Three days later limitbreaker dies of a hemorrhaging in the brain for too much awesome, zombie killin' action in a pile of his own piss and feces. He is then used as a poster child for several organizations against video games as a means to pass legislation against the sale, use or creation of video games.

boo ya. double kill: limitbreaker and the video game industry.

[MRhello]

[georgejorge]

well since nobody seems to be jumping (wait for the pun) at the chance to kill me, I take a few quick strides towards the edge of a tall building and watch as the earth comes rushing up at me.

[CycoMelody]

*tosses the spinning vortex of doom onto the ground beneath george. As he enters the dismal abyss, he is spun in circles for an hour or so. During that time he throws up repetitively and clearly turns green. As he enters the event horizon of the vortex he learns that it is actually a wormhole laces with sharp pointy things that skewer him and leads to hell where he is barbecued to a nice crispy color.*

Hey its been a while so I thought I would give this topic a spin! *rimshot*

[LimitBreaker]

[PS360]

Battle music: http://www.imeem.com/groups/cq8dacNx/music/3DjmaqXR/battle_of_rose_rozen_maiden_bg_music_battle_of_rose/

*Activates Inpenatrable Forcefield and Dimension protector around body and runs into the alternate reality*

Heh, Silly fool. I have the tech here to destroy you.

*Arms Chaingun*

Here we go

*Shoots At limitbreaker and robots with 100% Accuracy. It fully knocks him down to the ground. His bots are fully destroyed. As he is recovering, i pick him up by the neck, drag him out of the alternate reality, Breaking his neck. Then forever seals the alternate reality so nothing can come out of it.*

*Suddenly i up the power on the forcefield to maximum, and will never get any damage anymore in my lifetime*

[MRhello]

[soundexcess]

adby after the zro points whooping wanders aimlessly into a blind ally, where open a door from a mysterious club lures ab in. AB follows noise from club on to find ab on stage as course for a cannibal sex club. Ab is stripped completely and used by all the club members and then ab is taken a away and cleaned thoroughly as live stock would be. AB is then brought to the butchers room where ab is impaled ed anally, and then marinated in a teriyaki sauce, ab is then one last time while on the spit before going over the fire. While over the fire the intense heat and the stimulation of the basting give ab many orgasm the best ones ab has ever had, finally after 6 hours of roasting and over 200 orgasms ab is read to be served still just barely alive and slight coherent ab is going to be eaten well cooked but alive, member begin cutting there favorite pieces toes, feet etc. leaving the just the still breathing torso of ab and ab's head to view the head cannibal approaching with a large knife. The cannibal reaches ab and caress his meal, and the jabs his large into abs chest as ab winces in pain, at the expert stab that missed ab's heart, which cannibal cuts out wand eats while it is still beatin front of ab's now closing and relieved ab releases bladder and bowel in one final act as ab passes to peace.