WarpMyMind

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:07 am**

Another game I picked up in my travels. This one is REALLY simple. You grant the wish of the person above you but you twist it in a negative way. So if the person above you wishes for a cute nose, you could grant it by saying "but due to a botched plastic surgery, you now have Michael Jackson's nose." Really simple yet very fun. So here we go!

I wish I had a cherry coke.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:20 am**

granted but its flat

I wish I had a nice set of painted kitty claws

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:22 am**

Granted, They are now embedded in your leg.

I wish I had boobs like my avatars.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:37 am**

Granted, but they are on your back

I wish I had a sexy voice

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:40 am**

granted but you can only speak ancient Egyptian

I wish I had a sexy thin waist

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:45 am**

granted, the skeleton in the biology lab would love you.

i wish i had a car.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:49 am**

Granted, but now you have to pay for gas.

I wish I could sleep.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:51 am**

granted but you only get 3 seconds of it

I wish I was pregnant

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:52 am**

granted, with joined triplets
i wish i had my own restaurant

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:56 am**

Granted, but due to lack of experience in proper food handling, there is an out break of ecol i poisoning. 60 people are dead and 150 are hospitalized.

I wish I had a date.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:59 am**

Granted but its with Steven Hawkin

I wish I was female

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:00 am**

granted, and you're pregnant

i wish i was a little more sexy

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:02 am**

granted but with beauty comes the stupidity

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:03 am**

granted, you are now 300lbs heavier and dead sexy to someone with a fat fetish!

I wish I had a feminine butt.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:07 am**

granted, a butt like the creepy chick off the master of disguise.

i wish i could come up with gooder insults

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:12 am**

Granted, A drill sergeant appears and begins insulting you to you start crying. Then he thwaps you up side the head with a dictionary.

I wish I had a monkey.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am**

granted but the monkey likes to keep tying your hair in knots

I wish I had smaller feet

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am**

granted, and you are missing an eye to to go with your peg legs

i wish i had a nickel, that i could name phillip

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:21 am**

Granted but Phillip is flipped at you and puts out your eye.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of toilet paper.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am**

so it is said, so it shall be used. granted

i wish i had a cool eyepatch to cover the eye phillip took out

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am**

granted but the eyepatch is made of flypaper :P

I wish I had a much more feminine body

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:31 am**

granted, a female dogs body.

i wish i could fly

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:34 am**

Granted. *gets the nitroglycerin from the Death thread and blows you sky high again* He can Fly!!!!

I with I had a WWII airplane.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:39 am**

granted, and your seatbelt is stuck and you are heading straight for the ground, fast.

i wish i wasnt fixed so cruelly in the death thread

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:58 am**

granted, now they are even smaller.

i wish i had a peanut butter sandwich

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:59 am**

granted but it has rat poison in it

I wish I had fuller lips

P.S. please don't grant your own wishes, let someone else do it, thats how the game is supposed to work

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:01 am**

granted, but they are full of water.

i wish for a kick me sign

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:04 am**

granted but its on your front pointing at your balls

I wish could think of something to wish for :P

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:08 am**

granted. you will think of something to wish for within the next month.

i wish i had a way to listen to this hypnosis file without others hearing it

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:36 am**

Your wish is granted but in doing so the genie finds the only way he can grant your wish is to make the whole population of the world deaf.

I wish pamela anderson was my cleaning lady.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 5:47 am**

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:09 am**

Granted, but due to inflation, your credit rating is ruined.

I wish I could go to my job as a woman.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:45 am**

Granted, but the moment you leave you turn into a guy again.

I wish I had some rum.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:15 pm**

granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:17 pm**

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 4:07 pm**

Granted, its 50 below zero

I wish i was a female model

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 9:45 pm**

Granted. You are now a model for "Toothless Crack Whores weekly".

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 10:16 pm**

Granted. They're made from leaky acid-filled implants.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

Posted: **July 19th, 2008, 10:12 pm**

granted but they only work for others

I wish my nipples were bigger

Posted: **July 19th, 2008, 10:28 pm**

Granted you now have cow udders.

I wish I was in the land of cotton.

Posted: **July 20th, 2008, 11:30 pm**

granted, but after 15 minutes it becomes iron wool.

i wish i would never touch a drink again

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 10:42 am**

granted, you die of dehydration.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 3:08 pm**

Granted, but you owe the bank 10 million.

I wish I had the best food in the world.

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 5:29 pm**

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 8:29 pm**

Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 11:24 pm**

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 8:55 am**

Granted, but this word will cause the apocalypse if it is ever spoken or written down. 8O

I wish there was a bookstore near here.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 12:30 pm**

Granted, but they bulldozed your house to build it
I wish I had some potato chips

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 3:00 pm**

Granted but the bag has been poorly handled, and contains mostly crumbs.

I wish I was healthier.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 4:53 pm**

granted but you become obsessed and lose all sense of fun.

I wish i was a big breasted shemale.

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