Twisted Wishes

by **Jacoburline** » November 23rd, 2010, 4:32 pm

Granted. However, every thing or person you turn into after taking a pill leaves a characteristic that is permanent. Thus, you eventually find yourself in the form of some strange fish with a beak, lungs, fur, many eyes, no teeth, and many strange diseases. You become incredibly intelligent, but unable to speak because you lack a suitable vocal apparatus. You find yourself in the water and spend a long time swimming near the surface, trying to breathe because you do not have gills. Eventually, you become so weak from starvation (because you haven't been able to get any food in this awkward situation) that you sink into the water, and subsequently drown.

I wish I could manipulate weather.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 24th, 2010, 5:04 pm

Granted, but I love and protect my little angel sooo much, in fact overprotect more precisely, that I decide to lock you away in a room forever! Never to be harmed or heard from again. Afterall, love is about sacrifice my little angel, and I swear... this hurt's me more than it does you ;)

I wish the world's wealth would switch places: the middle class/poor have all the money and the rich are poor.

by **curiousguy92** » November 24th, 2010, 6:51 pm

Granted, but Robin Hood keeps a bigger cut than you expected, and we're no better off.

I wish I could see the future.

by **ravenhg** » November 24th, 2010, 7:05 pm

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 25th, 2010, 8:09 pm

by **C87** » November 26th, 2010, 10:18 am

by **curiousguy92** » November 26th, 2010, 10:25 am

Granted, you now sleep at the same time every day--all day. You get 24 hours of sleep every day, so when you do finally wake up you'll be pretty well-rested.

I wish snow would always stay pretty.

by **Jacoburline** » November 26th, 2010, 3:39 pm

Granted, but you'll go blind from staring at it.

I wish I had a leopard.

by **Thethirst21** » November 28th, 2010, 7:52 pm

by **Thethirst21** » November 28th, 2010, 8:08 pm

Granted.

But toys r us has run out of business and there are no more toys left to play with.

I wish I had... UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER!!!

by **Jacoburline** » November 28th, 2010, 9:50 pm

Granted. But you have been relocated to a much smaller, much more boring cosmos that is quickly disintegrating, and there is nothing you can do to stop it from disintegrating. Once it disintegrates, so, too, will you.

I wish I was omniscient.

by **Heartwould** » November 28th, 2010, 10:51 pm

Granted. However, since you now know everything, you are bored out of your mind.

I wish there were talking animals around, like in Narnia.

by **Thethirst21** » November 28th, 2010, 11:18 pm

Granted.

You are on a tiny island full of them and they all have an insatiable appetite for human flesh.

I wish I could travel the internet.

by **Foxtail** » November 29th, 2010, 1:40 am

Granted, but you are considered a Virus by all parties, thus a target.

I wish I could handwrite fancy. >.>

by **C87** » November 29th, 2010, 2:37 am

by **Thethirst21** » November 29th, 2010, 8:38 am

Granted, you burnt your pizza today instead.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

by **curiousguy92** » November 29th, 2010, 11:44 am

Granted. Bubba shows up and helps you relieve your boredom by fucking you over and over.

I wish everyone had to do what I told them.

by **curiousguy92** » November 29th, 2010, 5:06 pm

Granted. You step into your TV, thinking you're about to end up in Grey's Anatomy, but someone changes the channel and you end up on Cops instead. You get arrested and go to prison, where you get shanked and die.

I wish to have the best sexual encounter anyone has ever had, without it being harmful or illegal.

by **Jacoburline** » November 29th, 2010, 8:57 pm

Granted...but you die right after of unrelated causes.

I wish I had a sailboat.

by **C87** » November 30th, 2010, 8:55 am

by **Jacoburline** » December 4th, 2010, 12:28 am

Granted. However, the entire wish only occurs within a dream of yours, and it ends in violence. You wake up soon and find the world exactly as it was before.

I wish that the person who wishes after me will not twist my wish.

by **MRhello** » December 10th, 2010, 7:21 pm

by **C87** » December 10th, 2010, 11:28 pm

by **curiousguy92** » December 11th, 2010, 12:27 pm

Granted. You know how to use the time machine, but someone else pushes a few buttons when you're not looking and you end up 65 million years in the past. The asteroid that kills the dinosaurs falls on your time machine right when you arrive and your knowledge of time travel does not protect you from death.

I wish all men would wear thongs instead of boxers or briefs.

by **georgejorge** » December 12th, 2010, 10:19 am

by **curiousguy92** » December 12th, 2010, 1:59 pm

Granted, but nobody wants to be you, so everyone kills themselves. :twisted:

I wish I could find the other half of my orange.

by **sfhole2stretch** » December 18th, 2010, 7:05 pm

Granted. For you henceforth this game will have no interest and you will no longer realize it exists.

I wish for hardcore domination to control my life in 2011

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » December 24th, 2010, 6:01 pm

Oh hey, ORANGES!

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