Wish Corruption Game

by **curiousguy92** » November 12th, 2012, 6:47 pm

Granted, but now lawlcats run the government.

I wish I had a ray gun that would turn men into gay sluts.

by **frosty46** » November 13th, 2012, 1:57 am

Amen, but whoever so touches the ray gun is turned into a woman.

Wish I could get my hands on a ray gun.

by **outkast1728** » November 13th, 2012, 4:05 am

granted but its a gun that fires manta rays

I wish the charity of my choice would have a million dollars donated to their cause.

by **Tangy** » November 15th, 2012, 5:28 pm

by **boomsmee** » November 16th, 2012, 2:52 am

Granted. You now have a catchy tune with outkast singing "you for your Donation" repeatedly stuck in your head for all of eternity.

I wish that tangy gets a nice room at the mental hospital when he goes insane from having that tune stuck in his head.

by **curiousguy92** » November 16th, 2012, 6:52 pm

Granted. The room is immaculately clean, well-furnished, and extremely comfortable. However, Tangy has to share the room with Bubba, who sits his 400-lb ass on Tangy's face for 12 hours a day.

I wish physical fitness was everyone's top priority.

by **KIY** » November 16th, 2012, 9:36 pm

Granted; however, getting fit ruins all of the Bubba related answers, as Bubba dies from heart failure due to attempting to get fit too fast. Also, as everyone is working on fitness as their top priority, everything else in our world goes to hell from lack of maintenance.

I wish for a truly creative reply to this wish.

by **boomsmee** » November 17th, 2012, 2:54 pm

Granted, Unfortunately the WMM server crashed and had to be restored from a backup right after the creative reply was posted and before anyone could read it.

I wish EMG would make every single file on the voting page within the week.

by **KIY** » November 17th, 2012, 5:54 pm

Granted. However, in his rush to complete the files in time, he throws quality control out the window, resulting in files no more effective than listing to a small window fan running.

I wish that the Moon really was made out of green cheese. (Preferably Limburger.)

by **fearghus** » November 18th, 2012, 11:09 am

Granted! However, a giant cosmic space mouse comes along and eats it (without sharing).

I wish The Walking Dead had more episodes per season!

by **curiousguy92** » November 18th, 2012, 3:24 pm

Granted. They decide to air it in episodes that are half as long. You get twice as many episodes, but no new content.

I wish that no diseases could be transmitted through sex.

by **boomsmee** » November 18th, 2012, 9:03 pm

Granted, all life in the universe has been reduced to single celled organisms that reproduce asexually.

I Wish bubba would inherit a shrimp company.

by **KIY** » November 18th, 2012, 9:10 pm

Granted. Bill Clinton, sometimes called "Bubba", inherits a shrimp company from an admirer. Not particularly interested in shrimp, other than as food, he doesn't really do much with it other than collect income and discounted shrimp.

I wish I could transform into a real life equivalent of my Second Life Avatar (complete with all its abilities), at will.

(Oh great. I killed the thread! What, doesn't anyone else envy their avatar? Mine is better looking, younger, has cooler stuff, and is more athletic than me! AND he doesn't get hurt when he accidentally walks off the edge of a 10+ story cliff! [Well, *I* have never done that, so I suppose I am one up on my avatar. Still...])

by **Squirrelous** » November 24th, 2012, 5:05 pm

Granted. Now your scripts malfunction and hundreds of wooden penises spawn everywhere you walk, causing you to black out regularly.

I wish to be the prettiest boy in the universe.

by **Tangy** » November 24th, 2012, 5:20 pm

by **KIY** » November 25th, 2012, 8:45 am

Granted. Squirrelous did wish for something else, but then changed his mind and erased that wish in favor of the one ultimately posted.

I wish everyone on Warp My Mind would get what they think they want, as opposed to what they actually want or need. :twisted:

(P.S.: Squirrelous-- sounds about right for Second Life! :lol: )

by **curiousguy92** » November 25th, 2012, 2:58 pm

Granted, but in the instant you make that wish, you think you want to try auto-erotic asphyxiation. It doesn't go so well for you.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will.

by **KIY** » November 25th, 2012, 7:29 pm

Granted. You discover the make-up aisle next time you go shopping. Not having brought enough money, you try shoplifting a few items, get caught, and find out that another way to alter your appearance is to get beat up by over-anxious store personnel. Where it goes from there..., is actually even worse.

I wish come back as a zombie from from the results of my last wish, thereby disturbing the people I attack even more than a "normal" zombie would! :twisted: (I seem to be disturbingly twisted tonight...)

by **boomsmee** » November 26th, 2012, 12:33 am

Granted, But a businessman get an idea and captures you, forcing you to work in customer service at a store's returns counter, using the horror from your undead body to keep people from making returns.

I wish i could return this solar powered flashlight.

by **Tangy** » November 27th, 2012, 10:03 pm

by **curiousguy92** » November 27th, 2012, 11:59 pm

Granted, but you get arrested for solicitation and put in solitary confinement for the rest of your life so no one can see you again.

I wish that genies were real.

by **Tangy** » December 3rd, 2012, 12:54 pm

by **boomsmee** » December 3rd, 2012, 8:49 pm

Granted. All wishes from now on must be made while playing the game twister. naked. with bubba.

I wish I didnt have to make a wish.

by **curiousguy92** » December 5th, 2012, 5:17 pm

Granted, but you made a wish anyway.

I wish Tangy would get assimilated by the Borg so this his identity would be erased and he would become nothing but a mindless drone of the Collective.

by **boomsmee** » December 5th, 2012, 6:59 pm

Granted, but the borg assimilate tangy's distinctiveness into their own, so now you have a collective of trillions of tangy's instead of just one.

I wish all the borg in the universe could all fit in a single police box.

by **curiousguy92** » December 5th, 2012, 7:56 pm

Granted, but all those Borg in the Tardis hold the Dr. prisoner forever and the universe goes to shit.

I wish that drink I had earlier contained instant muscle growth serum.

by **twich** » December 5th, 2012, 8:16 pm

granted, you now have such large muscles you can only move your limbs 1 or 2 degrees.

i wish i had another bottle of cognac around.

by **curiousguy92** » December 5th, 2012, 9:33 pm

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish I had a big dick to go with my big muscles.

by **psiboi1977** » December 5th, 2012, 11:09 pm

Granted. Someone erects a twenty foot statue to Dick Clark next to the nearly immobile curiousguy92

I wish for the drink I had was a cloning serum that gave me the physique of the twenty five year old version Jensen Ackles, when he was in the show Supernatural.

by **curiousguy92** » December 6th, 2012, 1:30 pm

Granted, but the serum is unstable and the transformation kills you.

I wish that every time I shaved, my muscles would grow.

by **Scottythegimp** » December 6th, 2012, 3:55 pm

Granted:- every time you shave you grow black lipped mussels, soon you like like a crew member of the Flying Dutchman from pirates of the carrabien.

I wish I had a sexy mistress to dominate me

by **outkast1728** » December 6th, 2012, 8:46 pm

Granted but its not sexy as you think of, so you get the bride of frankenstine.

I wish I was hung like a horse

by **boomsmee** » December 7th, 2012, 12:03 am

Granted. Your penis is now the size of a mare's clitoris.

I wish all the rats within a 1 mile radius of me would teleport to the white house oval office.

by **curiousguy92** » December 7th, 2012, 12:37 am

Granted, but the President finds out that you wished the rats there and throws you in prison. Bubba's your cellmate.

I wish I enjoyed anal sex more.

by **outkast1728** » December 7th, 2012, 5:15 am

Granted but bubba is the one who enjoys it the most, seeing as how he rapes you every night.

I wish the next persons wish was made even worse than normal

by **lams** » December 7th, 2012, 10:37 am

granted.

i wish that outkast1728,s wish came out.

"GRANTED, OUTKAST1728 GET ALL THE ABOVE WISHIS"

o well i do a next wish, i wish for a rubber doll

by **boomsmee** » December 7th, 2012, 10:24 pm

Granted. unfortunatly you end up with a severe latex allergy and break out in hives all over.

I wish Tangy would reply to this post with a grammatically correct response that actually makes sense.

by **curiousguy92** » December 7th, 2012, 11:59 pm

Granted, but EMG had to delete it because it created a paradox in the universe that almost killed the internet.

I wish I could physically transform myself into a bodybuilder jock just by thinking really hard about it, and change back whenever I choose to.

by **twich** » December 8th, 2012, 6:31 pm

Granted, unfortunately the process is extremely painful and takes three to four days to complete.

I wish I had someone to help me open my bottle of cognac for me.

by **Blagtastic88** » December 8th, 2012, 8:13 pm

Granted, they open it by smashing the bottle over your head.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.

by **boomsmee** » December 9th, 2012, 2:20 am

by **curiousguy92** » December 9th, 2012, 12:57 pm

Granted, but they'll just bring him back next week.

I wish I had Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique from when he was at the peak of his bodybuilding career.

by **KIY** » December 9th, 2012, 5:17 pm

Granted, but the police arrest you for having an unidentified body in your closet-- esp. one which appears to that of a famous movie star.

I wish I weren't out of pizza.

by **boomsmee** » December 9th, 2012, 8:58 pm

Granted. there is a 6 month old slice under your couch.

I wish people would smile more.

by **curiousguy92** » December 9th, 2012, 9:36 pm

Granted. The Joker starts tampering with our hygiene products, and 4 million people laugh themselves to death. You're one of them.

I wish I had a protective temperature bubble around myself whenever I went outside, so I didn't have to wear a winter coat.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » December 10th, 2012, 5:32 pm

Granted, but the thing is, the heated bubble was accidentally constructed with a heat shrink type material: oopsie's!

You suffer fatally from irreversible mummification and auto erotic asphyxiation! R.I.P. cg

I wish the creativity level in corrupting wishes always remained high!

by **boomsmee** » December 10th, 2012, 7:49 pm

Granted, but only in places that have legalized pot.

I wish the next person to post would forget to make a wish.

by **curiousguy92** » December 10th, 2012, 10:16 pm

Granted, but then I remembered.

I wish that uw's skin was made out of chocolate and he couldn't resist eating himself.

by **boomsmee** » December 11th, 2012, 2:49 am

Granted, but someone put one of those dog vet cones on his head to prevent him from eating himself. Also he visits and gets chocolate stains all over your house.

I wish 6 was a prime number.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » December 12th, 2012, 10:00 pm

Granted, on another planet with an "alien" species they somehow had a mathematical system where 6 was a prime number, and this was far more advanced then our system! But, there's always a but, once they found out that you were "onto" their system... they sent a UFO to abduct you.

They did experiments to "see" how you discovered their secret but in the end it was concluded to just dumb luck and you were lobotomized pointlessly :-P

I wish that whenever anyone attempts to "corrupt" my wishes that "curiousguy" suffers the corruption himself... forever!

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