Wish Corruption Game

[boomsmee]

Granted. your Psychology professor becomes a serial killer slaughtering the entire class, including you.

I wish I had an intergalactic spaceship.

[qv]

Granted, you have an intergalactic spaceship, but it is nearly as small as a speck of dust and is promptly inhaled by a nearby dog.

I wish I could have sweet rave parties with elemental beings

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but the strobe lights bother them and they blow up your house. And you.

I wish I could safely teleport anywhere I wanted.

[Guuliar]

Granted the first place you teleported was a location with great treasure, underneath the ocean. You telelport out too quickly and die of depressurization.

I wish for awesome eyebrows!

[steelchastityboi]

Granted. You now have Bert from Sesame Streets Eye brow.

I wish I had a larger dick

[outkast1728]

granted your name is now dick and you're 20 feet tall.

[uw_onsterfelijk]

[Tangy]

[qv]

(Your 'granted' part makes no sense whatsoever, Tangy, but I'll ignore that for now)

Granted, you are now the original Hans Christian Anderson's Little Mermaid, and you make a twisted deal to be with your on-shore hubby, only for him to marry some girl from a nunnery and completely ignore you. You're given the choice to kill him to make things right, but you kill yourself instead, leaving behind nothing but some ocean foam. Congratulations.

I wish I could handle multi-variable calculus without going insane.

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but whenever you do calculus, everyone else goes criminally insane and starts killing everyone else.

I wish Shakespeare had never existed.

[boomsmee]

Granted. Unfortunately for you your great great great great great great great great great grandparents had met at one of his plays, so now you no longer exist.

I wish for a 12 inch pianist and a million ducks.

[steelchastityboi]

Granted. You have a 12 inch pianist surrounded by a million ducks. However your 12 inch pianist have a 12 in penis and is naked, covered with bread crumbs. The hungry ducks beak him to death started with his penis.

I wish I was an oompa loompa from the original willy wonka and the chocolate factory movie.

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but your Oompa Loompa hates you and drowns you in chocolate.

I wish I had some cheese puffs.

[twich]

Granted, but they are so stale that they lead to dehydration.

I wish I had a movie to watch.

[boomsmee]

You are granted a copy of Avatar 5, It is the most amazing movie ever, in surround 3d and tactile and smellovision. Unfortunately for you the Holographic Crystal Disk Player, which the movie is recorded on will not be invented for another 45 years, but feel free to stare at the disk all you want.

I wish the next person to post would turn into a leprechaun.

[Scottythegimp]

Granted... Now I extract the where abouts of your pot of gold using thumb screws and a red hot poker..



I wish for hot 20yo trophy wife.

[boomsmee]

Granted. Your wife is a virgin sacrifice to a volcano god. And so are you.

I wish Al Gore won the US 2000 presidential election.

[Tangy]

[Scottythegimp]

GRANTED- you are now on the back of dollar some seedy unwashed homeless guy with a incontinence problem keeps in his underpants so no one will steal it.




I wish I could move it like Jagger

[qv]

Granted, you now can move it like Jon Jagger, self-described "Software Coach, Consultant, Enthusiast". (I love Google)

I wish I could do whatever I want and get paid for it.

[outkast1728]

Granted but you choose to do only the disgusting job nobody else wants and you only get payed one penny a year.

I wish I hod more jock slaves *wink wink*

[Tangy]

[KIY]

Granted, but, due to my poverty, you wind up in a terrible school and are mercilessly bullied and wind up in an overcrowded mental institution for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some Pepto Bismol for my..., er, digestive troubles I'm having. :oops:

[steelchastityboi]

[boomsmee]

Granted. Too bad the chastity device you are currently wearing isn't yours.

I wish the president of North Korea would get eaten by a T-Rex.

[Scottythegimp]

GRANTED...Top secret research by the North Korean military using defected British scientists and body parts, on reanimating dead tissue which comenced in 1977 see the re-animation of Mark Bolan former T-REX member as a zombie, A plauge of zobies now spread as a pandemic.





I wish the world was more sparkly.

[steelchastityboi]

Granted. The world aroud you is so sparkly and bright that you go blind.

hee hee im going to be more specific. I wish I had the keys to the chastity device locked on my dick so that I can take it off and jerk off and cum.

trigger: orgasm denial time for you.

[boomsmee]

granted, but a small irremovable explosive has been placed in your scrotum that will detonate on orgasm, ensuring that your next orgasm will be your last.

I wish EMG would post a wish.

[Tangy]

[Scottythegimp]

GRANTED- The power comes back on as you are engaged in a disgusting, disgusting act in what was a dark place but with the power back on is brightly illuminated for the hundreds of onlookers, all of whom are willing witnesses in the indecect exposer/indecent acts trial. you now are a registered sex offerded, neighbours throw stones at your windows.





I wish I had a harem...

[KIY]

Granted. Since you worded your wish in the past tense, your harem was in a past life, nearly 1,000 years ago.





I wish someone would buy me a lottery ticket, since I don't feel like I should spend what little money I have on one.

[Scottythegimp]

Granted- you find yourself sucked into the reality of "My Name is Earl" and you are given a lottery ticket by Randy, Its a winner $5,000,000, the last thing you remember is the sound of the car horn.






I wish I was a wizard.

[steelchastityboi]

Granted you are now a wizard. You walk around in a long robe and wizards hat. Your spell for a bigger penis went wrong, so your penis is now 18 inches long when erect but the nerves dont reach. Your dick becomes numb when you're erect and you cant feel anything or cum.

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to the medieval era.

[Tangy]

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but as a result you get nothing except for profound sadness.

I wish I had a body sculpting machine that could instantly make me more muscular.

[Scottythegimp]

GRANTED - You tryout the new body sculpting machine but poor quality saftey components made in India see an overload and you turn into some sort of freaking super hulk, due to all the weird veins sticking out nobody want's to have sex with you and because you are so muscle bound you can no longer bend you elbows properly or move you biceps past your pecs making masturbation impossible..... you gotz da blu balls....






I wish Tangy blew out to a triple E

[boomsmee]

Granted. While driving past your house in his SUV, Tangy runs over a porn star wearing a size EEE Pointed bra. This causes his right front tire to blow out, and crashes his SUV into your house. His SUV then catches fire burning down your house.

I wish that tangy could only type backwards from now on.

[curiousguy92]

Granted. From now on, tangy will have to face away from the computer when typing.

I wish I had a way to masturbate without having to use my hands, since my body sculptor worked too well. I want to relieve de blu balls.

[boomsmee]

[Tangy]

[Scottythegimp]

Granted- you receive Facebook shares the next day shares are frozen as a massive class action against Facebook by its users for privacy issues send the company into debt and is liquidated, share holders are forced to pay out the remaining debt.







I wish I had 18" long nerves in my wizard cock

[boomsmee]

Granted. you now have a wizard with 18 inch long nerves in his 4 inch cock. Unfortunately that means most of his nerves are just hanging out exposed to air, and he is constant pain. He turns you into a toad (without a penis) for making this horrible wish.

I wish for a space suit.

[ztshp]

Granted you have a space suit but you are in space and the visor has a crack so you explode and die


I Wish I had the power to make womens breast grow

[Tangy]

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but once you change your fantasy you realize you want to go back.

I wish vampires were real.

[ztshp]

Granted vampires exist and they rule the world and your just a lowly human liveing in fear


I wish for the power to make women's breasts grow

[boomsmee]

Granted, but since the mass has to come from somewhere, every time you make a woman's breasts grow, your penis will shrink by the same amount.

I wish everyone else in the world was naked.

[Scottythegimp]

Granted - everyone but you is now without clothes and freezing, they quickly appoint blame to the only person to escape the magical disappearence of robes i.e. you, as responsible so decide to warm themselves with a big bonfire, you adorning the top like a screaming, blistering, sizzling christmas tree angel.







I wish I had devil horns.

[boomsmee]

Granted. Too bad it was while you were at the bonfire too with hundreds of people watching. They throw you in the fire too.

I wish airport security didn't have the TSA.

[steelchastityboi]

Granted. TSA is no longer at the airports. You are sitting next to a beautiful couple and have been eyeing you the entire flight. They invite you to join the mile high club. As they follow you into the lavatory you fell a prick. You wake up and the plane has landed and all the other passengers have left. you feel pain and you find that a chastity belt has been welded on to you with so visable means of removing it.

I wish I couple have multiple orgasms cumming huge loads.