Twisted Wishes

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 4:56 pm

granted, but you have 3 breasts

I wish I could fly

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 5:00 pm

Granted, here's an airline ticket.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

by **lorcain** » July 22nd, 2008, 5:36 pm

Granted, but it is all completely flat :twisted:

I wish my house hadn't been bulldozed to make a bookstore.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:05 pm

Granted, it was bulldozed to build a new freeway.

I wish I hadn't done that.

by **CycoMelody** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:08 pm

Granted, Now your doomed to repeat it over and over like that movie Ground hog day.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:10 pm

Granted. Your head is now soft like a sponge. You can no longer hurt people with it.

I wish that one of these wishes wasn't twisted.

by **CycoMelody** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:11 pm

Granted they all are twisted.

I wish My mic didn't die.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:18 pm

Granted, It's ALIVE!!!!!

:twisted:

I wish that the painting "The Scream" wasn't stolen.

by **Cade** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:40 pm

granted, it turns up in your closet.

I wish this wish couldn't get corrupted and twisted D:

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:42 pm

Granted, it only gets twisted.

I wish I had a watergun.

by **Cade** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:47 pm

granted but its filled with constantly warm cum~

i wish i were more girly

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 7:33 pm

Granted, you are a girl, but you wish you were more manly

I wish that someone would call me up and tize me

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:13 pm

Granted, but they screw up and make you resistant to hypnosis.

Dang.

I wish I had a harem.

by **jayjedi** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:25 pm

Granted, but the harem is full of ugly fat girls.

I wish that I had alchemy powers like Ed Elric from Full Metal Alchemist

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted, but since you didn't learn and experiment with your brother, your entire body was consumed in your first attempt at human alchemy.

I wish that I could climb stuff like the Prince of Persia.

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:38 pm

Granted but due to a freak time accident, you get your head eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish I could have a willing subject, a room in a basement and enough money/time to train her/him to be my slave

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:54 pm

Granted, you have a basement, some money, no job, and a puppy.

I wish I could take these hornyschoolgirl heels off and still be triggered.

by **Cade** » July 23rd, 2008, 11:09 am

granted, but you loose your mind to it and just masturbate constantly

I wish i had more panties (so fun wearing em~)

by **Flow123** » July 23rd, 2008, 11:24 am

Granted, but they are all granny panties.

I wish the air conditioner here wasn't set so cold.

by **lorcain** » July 23rd, 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted, it's not set to cold anymore, but it's also stopped working completely.

I wish it'd stop raining.

by **Flow123** » July 23rd, 2008, 2:29 pm

Granted. No more rain… ever. Good job destroying our ecosystem entirely.

I wish I was the man for all seasons.

by **CycoMelody** » July 25th, 2008, 4:27 pm

Granted, You are now a She-male so you can really be a guy for ALL seasons ;)

I wish I could sleep.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 25th, 2008, 9:56 pm

granted but you wont wake up for 100 years, and have permanent bad breath.

i wish i had all the carbon leaf albums.

by **tecywiz121** » July 25th, 2008, 10:24 pm

granted, but they are in an unopenable steel box

I wish I didn't need to sleep

by **Flow123** » July 25th, 2008, 11:15 pm

granted. you are a tree.

I wish my girlfriend liked hypnosis.

by **hypnostudent** » July 26th, 2008, 3:38 am

granted, she now hypnotises you to forget all your triggers, and controls you constantly and makes you her house-bitch,

I wish I had a subject in the North of England to trigger around town for a bit of offline play.

by **CycoMelody** » July 26th, 2008, 10:46 pm

Granted, They weigh 600lbs and have more facial hair then hairy from hairy and the hendersons.

I wish I had a pony.

by **tecywiz121** » July 26th, 2008, 11:33 pm

Granted, you are the only self-owned pony in the world

I wish I was shorter

by **poetzero** » July 27th, 2008, 6:07 am

Granted. You are 1 inch tall and nobody notices you.

I wish I was back in my 20's again.

by **tecywiz121** » July 27th, 2008, 7:52 am

granted, you are back in the 1920's, have fun ;)

I wish to be back to my normal height!

by **loadedkaos** » July 27th, 2008, 8:35 pm

Granted you shoot up to your normal height while driving your car causing you to push your foot on the gas as your legs extend and crash in a median.

I wish I owned a house.

by **tecywiz121** » July 28th, 2008, 7:14 am

Granted, you steal a child's doll house in the park

I wish the stupid garbage truck would come later in the morning....

by **PS360** » July 28th, 2008, 2:28 pm

Granted, But You keep forgetting to put the garbage out.

I wish For Money

by **tecywiz121** » July 30th, 2008, 8:35 am

Granted, but its from a mob loan shark

I wish that the streetlight outside my window would burn out

by **gdawg28092** » July 30th, 2008, 4:36 pm

Granted but it's replaced with the spot light from a commercial jet and it is aimed in your bedroom window.

I wish the Penis growth file would work on me!

by **hypnostudent** » July 30th, 2008, 4:54 pm

Granted. It does work on you. Or at least it will when you start listening to it. You've been listening to SuperFemaleWhammy by mistake.

I wish I could think of something good to wish for.

by **PS360** » July 30th, 2008, 7:42 pm

Granted Then You die.

I wish For Nothing Bad to happen to me.

by **gdawg28092** » July 30th, 2008, 8:14 pm

Granted, Nothing bad happens, because your locked in the closet, afraid to go outside.

I wish the Superfemale Whammy file didn't work on me.

by **hypnostudent** » July 31st, 2008, 2:34 pm

Granted, you listen to email slave, and post a message asking for help in overcoming your resistance to SuperFemaleWhammy

I wish I could do proper stuff in the evening, instead of triggering email slaves.

by **gdawg28092** » July 31st, 2008, 9:35 pm

Granted, Instead you make the bed, wash the clothes and dishes, then clean the rest of the house. Then you realize I was the one with the email triggers, Your such a good little sissy maid.

I wish I had a hypnodom for a wife.

by **Aestrius** » July 31st, 2008, 10:41 pm

by **gdawg28092** » August 1st, 2008, 7:36 pm

Granted, you turn around and find out they were right.

I wish my divorce would come through.

by **tecywiz121** » August 1st, 2008, 8:50 pm

Granted, the paperwork comes through your front window attached to a rock

I wish that chocolate wasn't so addictive

by **Aestrius** » August 2nd, 2008, 12:41 pm

Granted, but you weigh 500 lbs from when it used to be addictive

I wish I had a large rubber crab.

by **Cade** » August 2nd, 2008, 11:58 pm

Granted, but it's live and it kills you D: so sad :(

I wish that i could experience having my body as Female instead of male for however long i wanted.

by **cisvestite** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:09 am

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:37 am

Granted, hypnoStudent sends you one of his files and gives you a self-trigger and you enjoy the body, but he also makes you forget the revert trigger occassionally. Oh, and he also gives you a suggestion tol be bound to your bed occassionally as a free bonus.

I wish I had a million and one pounds.

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:41 am

Granted, the fis is actually a great white shark, and it's hungry. Oops, not any more after eating you.

Wish I had refreshed my browser window before replying, or posted the reply befre civestite.

I still wish I had a million and one pounds.

by **Aestrius** » August 3rd, 2008, 11:41 am

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 11:48 am

Granted, but it's the blue oyster bar from the hilarious Police Academy films.

I wish I had a better sense of humour.

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