WarpMyMind

Hey all you jocks and bros out there, I need your help. I have recently begun my transformation into becomeing a complete (dumb) jock and I want to learn about football (the jockiest of all sports) but I am having trouble learning all the rules and terms.
Maybe its the dumbing down (but I found it confusing before). Can any of you walk me through it or provide a link to a site or video that explains it simple and effective enough?
For now I will continue to try learn it on my own but help would be appreciated. Please and thank you!

Probably really late but I just joined this site. (3 months late) If you still check, I would love to help you learn it. Though you mean American football of soccer?