granted, the skeleton in the biology lab would love you.

i wish i had a car.

umm, i kill melody with a hard whack with a rusted spoon. *grabs a donut and runs away*

granted, with joined triplets
i wish i had my own restaurant

granted, and you're pregnant

i wish i was a little more sexy

i land on pyroid, killing him, and the smell of burning fur makes melody vomit

granted, a butt like the creepy chick off the master of disguise.

i wish i could come up with gooder insults

granted, and you are missing an eye to to go with your peg legs

i wish i had a nickel, that i could name phillip

eats a donut... and dies...

so it is said, so it shall be used. granted

i wish i had a cool eyepatch to cover the eye phillip took out

umm... nastyness >.<

pulls out the holy hand grenade of antioch and shoves it down wildsprites throat, and starts singing hallelugiah ( pardon the spelling)

granted, a female dogs body.

i wish i could fly

slowly lowers wildsprite into a pit of acid, slowly tearing his flesh away from the feet up

granted, and your seatbelt is stuck and you are heading straight for the ground, fast.

i wish i wasnt fixed so cruelly in the death thread

does his best to impersonate "meet the spartans" and kicks melody like the little baby shrek.

spikes melodys arms to the trees and takes a dull, serrated knife, and slowly cuts open her middle, not deep enough to hit the organs, but deep enough for them to spill out, and stands there waiting until she dies

coughs up my balls and shoves the down wild sprites throat, making her choke and die.

bites melody's arm like the wolf i is, and lets her bleed. then i eat on her, until she is all bone. then i bury her bones to save for next time.

granted, now they are even smaller.

i wish i had a peanut butter sandwich

granted, but they are full of water.

i wish for a kick me sign

granted. you will think of something to wish for within the next month.

i wish i had a way to listen to this hypnosis file without others hearing it

granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money

kills poetzero with a massive bitchslap to the face, much self respect is lost ;)

granted, but after 15 minutes it becomes iron wool.

i wish i would never touch a drink again

kills hurrr by shoving one of melody's doughnuts downthe throat, and gives melody a high five for supplying the doughnut

sneaks off into the shadows and out of nowhere, a kunai knife pierces jayjedi in the eye, and then i appear from above and with a big swing, cut cycomelody in two

granted but you wont wake up for 100 years, and have permanent bad breath.

i wish i had all the carbon leaf albums.

well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.

Hello, i'm a little new to here, and i'm wondering a little about what goes on here. mostly just a few questions i guess. i was wondering, is there any way for me to be able to be "put under" or in a trance easier? when i hear the file i have, it doesnt put me under really at all, the words just mak...