I'm surprised there hasn't been at least an attempt at making this into a copypasta yet.

Strictly speaking, the rules were originally just as follows:

1) Don't talk about 4chan.
2) eBaums did it.

For simplicity's sake.

Don't. Paranoia is not fun. Happiness is fun. Happiness is mandatory. The Computer says so. Go along your happy way, Citizen!

After that most recent discussion, I was expecting Bel Air.

I was disappointed.