Wish granted, however whenever you touch women you make them so horney that they want to have sex with their boyfriends or girlfriends and not you.

I want to be a beautiful woman.

Wish granted: However you now remind everyone of a stereotypical Ayran race guy, making racial minorities subconsciously hating you

I want to be better than Jimi Hendrix on the guitar!

No wish? Okay, have a free curse ; )

All of your abilities are reversed, if you was once obese, you're now very skinny, if you were once dim witted, you are now very intelligent, if you was once aggressive and angry, you are now calm and collected.

I want to die (have fun with this one).

Wish granted, however your tolerence for sick jokes is so light that you pass out from the thought of such things.

I want to be happy for the rest of my life.

I've been listening some of the hypno files while doing regular things such as playing video games, I focus on the task at hand and the hypnosis at the same time while telling myself to submit to the hypnotist, and well... I've had some shockingly powerful results, I mean, my thoughts have been cons...

NO BIMBOFICATION, I'm still in education and last time I used a bimbofication hypnosis, it had... potent effects. Anyway, please recommend a hypnosis for me, it could be anything! Just list it down after some time, I listen to the one that looks best! Thanks a lot! :D