Granted... Now I extract the where abouts of your pot of gold using thumb screws and a red hot poker..



I wish for hot 20yo trophy wife.

Don't see aproblem with this a slave doing something to please their Master or Mistress is a lovely sign of devotion, as long as they are doing so with money they can spare and aren't missing bills or running up credit.

GRANTED- you are now on the back of dollar some seedy unwashed homeless guy with a incontinence problem keeps in his underpants so no one will steal it.




I wish I could move it like Jagger

GRANTED...Top secret research by the North Korean military using defected British scientists and body parts, on reanimating dead tissue which comenced in 1977 see the re-animation of Mark Bolan former T-REX member as a zombie, A plauge of zobies now spread as a pandemic. I wish the world was more sp...

GRANTED- The power comes back on as you are engaged in a disgusting, disgusting act in what was a dark place but with the power back on is brightly illuminated for the hundreds of onlookers, all of whom are willing witnesses in the indecect exposer/indecent acts trial. you now are a registered sex o...

Granted- you find yourself sucked into the reality of "My Name is Earl" and you are given a lottery ticket by Randy, Its a winner $5,000,000, the last thing you remember is the sound of the car horn.






I wish I was a wizard.

GRANTED - You tryout the new body sculpting machine but poor quality saftey components made in India see an overload and you turn into some sort of freaking super hulk, due to all the weird veins sticking out nobody want's to have sex with you and because you are so muscle bound you can no longer be...

Granted- you receive Facebook shares the next day shares are frozen as a massive class action against Facebook by its users for privacy issues send the company into debt and is liquidated, share holders are forced to pay out the remaining debt. I wish I had 18" long nerves in my wizard cock

and as the green spots grew and spread over Tangy, there began some other changes, :arrow:

Granted - everyone but you is now without clothes and freezing, they quickly appoint blame to the only person to escape the magical disappearence of robes i.e. you, as responsible so decide to warm themselves with a big bonfire, you adorning the top like a screaming, blistering, sizzling christmas t...

try trig she-male it's a self triggering file

The Internet owns that now....

GRANTED-You develop EEE cups which require milking at least four times a day, you now spend most of your day eating to acheive the required nutritional uptake to maintain that level of milk producton.
not to mention the bad back.....







I wish more girls would listen to my slave files....

Beanflicker curse encourages girls to touch themselves while listening but is a premium file at the moment. :twisted:

You could try "zombie slave" by EMG or for just a sex slave with out the mind numbing try "sex slave" or "sex object" by jmbgood.

Granted, our new cat overlords keep their slaves in top condition to pull their carts, carry sedan chairs and generate power due to us using all the fossil fuels during the "dumb jock wars", anyone not in peak physical condition is quickly used as a "plaything" and dismembered by the cats... I wish ...

really dude do you work for a big tobacco multi-national? why would you want this?

GRANTED: You can now move objects with your mind but physics still dictate for every action there is a equal and opposite reaction so when you try stop a moving object the energy transfer squashes you brain against your skull...








I wish I was punk rocker with flowers on my hair

Granted:- every time you shave you grow black lipped mussels, soon you like like a crew member of the Flying Dutchman from pirates of the carrabien.





I wish I had a sexy mistress to dominate me

WISH GRANTED:-
You are now a dung beetle, and since flying takes a lot of energy you have to do a lot of eating...... POOP ......Yummy.....







I wish I had a magic touch that could make women super horny.